Bertrand Crawley

Bertrand Crawley began posing as a living statue in London, and was discovered by Steven Grant, who would regularly confide in him, telling him about things such as a woman at work named Dylan. One day, Grant told Crawley about the unusual amount of energy he sometimes has, and how he had a date. A couple approached and asked Grant to take a picture with Crawley, and Grant obliged, reminding them to leave a tip. Grant resumed talking and resolved to figure out a way to hide his need for an ankle restraint. Grant thanked Crawley for listening, tipped him, and returned home.